.
.
Clearly because we’re the only sensible ones here. Life just wouldn’t be the same without either.
I reckon we are the most sensible people in this castle. S’a bit frightening, honestly.
And worrying. I mean how are these poor people going to get on in life?
Oh obviously. Wouldn’t be right otherwise!
I think you’re the only one in this entire castle who understands the importance of liquor and sweets.
Clearly because we’re the only sensible ones here. Life just wouldn’t be the same without either.
Why does the Gyrffindor common room smell like smoke?
Because of the fire?
There’s a fire?!
You know that thing in the grate? By the chimney that heats the room?
Oh that fire.
Yes silly!
Sounds like a splendid get together to burn!
Splendid for consuming copious amounts candy and whiskey, too, I should think.
Oh obviously. Wouldn’t be right otherwise!
Why does the Gyrffindor common room smell like smoke?
Because of the fire?
There’s a fire?!
You know that thing in the grate? By the chimney that heats the room?
And then i can burn the homework and pretend I lost it.
Can I help? We’ll make an event of it! A great homework-burning bonfire.
Sounds like a splendid get together to burn!
Why does the Gyrffindor common room smell like smoke?
Because of the fire?
Summer hols can’t come soon enough.
And then i can burn the homework and pretend I lost it.
Pureblood.
Ask me a question and I'll answer you honestly.
The broom closets are mine. I am in charge of them. Mine. No touchy.
I'm sweet and kind, and won't lie to you. Ever.
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